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yo konnichiwagwan minna-slimes (im too obsessed with that toronto slang video)
im an elementary language teacher so hope that explains everything (will keep updating)
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| my reaction most of the time |
me: okay, deer is qwaaq
student: *throws up fours* GUAP!
me: no
student: GUAC! *poses*
me: *sighs*
me: mawii is your relative, like your cousin!
student: mommy?
me: *sighs*
me: have any of you guys gone to hawaii?
student: *raises his hand* i have! three times!
student's brother: *raises his hand* we have never been to hawaii
me: okay everyone, what big event was happening in america during the 1800s?
student: your birthda-
me: timeout
me: and how would you pronounce this word?
student: *hesitantly* dick?
me: no
student: you play roblox?
me: yeah!
student: aren't you in college?
me: how do you say 'what is your name' in piipaash?
student 1: *kind of mumbles* kadoka mmii mmulyk?
me: close!
student 2: kadok m'ii mmulyk?
me: xotsh!
student 1: i said that! *makes gibberish sounds*
me: ?
student: *points to my bag* is that a labubu?
me: no it's a-
my class one by one: labubu? LABUBU! labubu. dubai~
me: anything fun happen to you guys while i was gone?
student: *raises his hand* uhm! uhm. we went on a field trip
me: ooo~ fun! where to?
student: *disassociates*
teacher: you forgot what field trip you went on? *raises eyebrow* we just went there last week
student 2: SCIENCE CENTERRRRRRR
me: okay raise your hand if you're related to someone in this class
class: *all of them raise their hand*
student: *walks up to me and whispers* im lowkey related to everyone in this room
me: uhm. thanks for letting me know but let's go back to our seat
me: now was this a pai or a river language?
student: *enthusiastically* PAIVER!
other students: *turn around and stare at him*
student: thanks for watching. click the link in my bio.
me: *goes to next slide and its a drawing of three boys doing the kamehameha*
three boys: *instantly get out of their seats, stand next to each other, and recreate the pose in silence*
me: *lowkey a little impressed with their coordination* okay.
ᯓ★ angel
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